Top 10 DBZ Characters Better Than Garbage Krillin

You might have heard that Krillin is stupid. He's the worst. Just a mess of a human being. These are facts, no getting around it. Need proof? Well, I've got a top ten list for you! That's fucking right, Gotham Spoilers is now entirely dedicated to exposing how god awful Krillin is AND I'm doing top ten lists, now that's content.

NUMBER 10: YAMCHA

Does anyone even remember who Yamcha is? Got dumped by Bulma, certified grade-A loser. Cut his hair, then just disappeared. Totally pointless, totally still better than stupid-ass Krillin, though.

NUMBER 9: YAMCHA'S FUCKING CAT

I forget this asshole's name. I'm pretty sure he's a cat who shape shifts, which automatically makes him better than Krillin, who is just a bald nerd.

NUMBER 8: CHAOZITSU, OR YOU KNOW, WHATEVER

What is that thing? Is it even human? Who knows! All I do know is that when he wants to blow up, he does it on purpose to be noble and shit, Krillin just blows up and dies like a jerk.

NUMBER 7: NAPPA CABBAGE

Nappa is pretty much everything Krillin wishes he could be. Big. Bald. Saiyan. What's Krillin? Short. Bald. Not Saiyan. I REST MY DAMN CASE.

NUMBER 6: MR. SATAN

This dude could be Lucifer himself, but still better than Krillin, because he's like the Macho Man and Hulk Hogan wrapped up into one, plus anime. Krillin is basically Gilberg, but terrible.

NUMBER 5: THAT PIG GUY

Here's a hypothetical, if both this pig and Krillin die (shocker, right?) and you're on an island without anything to eat, who are you going to eat first? Suck-ass-Krillin, or the pig who is probably going to taste like bacon? Point, bacon. Fuck off, Krillin, you worthless dead piece of crap.

NUMBER 4: PAN

I've never even watched an episode of DBGT, and I'm pretty sure it's not even considered canon, but I'm just going to assume Pan is better than Krillin since Krillin is an established jerk.

NUMBER 3: YAJIROBE

Who cut off Vegeta's tail? Was it Krillin? Nope. It was fucking Yajirobe, making himself useful, unlike Krillin who was busy doing his favorite thing: failing.

NUMBER 2: MASTER ROSHI

If Master Roshi moves into your neighborhood, I'm pretty sure he is required by law to knock on your door and tell you some shit about his past... Still better than Krillin living with his Realdoll. YEAH, OKAY KRILLIN. I'm sure if you pretend hard enough, she's just like a real living person.

NUMBER 1: MR. POPO

This motherfucker is straight up racist. Just look at him. Still better than Krillin.