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This issue is the equivalent of looking in the mirror and saying Grant Morrison's name three times.

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If I was James Tynion, I totally would have had a DeLorean Batmobile... then accept my loss of a job as being worth it.

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Talia isn't taking rejection well.

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Jack is back and ready to... still do some questionable things?

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

SPOILERS: Harley Quinn #23


You know who I don't care about in this book? Mason. You know who like 2/3 of this book is about? Mason. Do the math!

The Spoilers:

So, after numerous distractions, Harley finally goes to rescue Sy after the lady whose name I can't remember (old lady of some sort of Eastern European mafia) calls her with a ransom/threat/I'm gonna kill everybody sort of deal. So Harley and Sy's niece, one of the Harleys whose name I can't remember, go to rescue Sy. Harley takes a peek into the bowling and immediately regrets it. Why? Because the problem solved itself, as Sy and whatsherface, two former lovers, have rekindled their romance and are doing the hot elderly cyborg nasty. They have a meal and Sy says he's going off the to tropics for awhile to lay low with his old/new love.

ANYWAYS. Time time to rescue Mason! Oh joy. Yeah, he's getting beat up in a prison shower, Harley rescues him, threatens warden to send him to a prison out of state where the Mayor can't order hits, and turns out he's sent to Arkham. Whoops.

END.

The Opinion:

Mason.

::audible yawn::

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