SPOILERS: Batman #21

And God has a big blue dong.

SPOILERS: All-Star Batman #9

Ra's should wear a suit more often, that's my biggest take away from this issue.

SPOILERS: Nightwing #19

Hurt continues to prove he's a pretty bad doctor.

SPOILERS: Batwoman #2

Surprise, hero goes to place in their past and everyone wants them dead! Whoops.

Batman Group July 2017 Solicitations

Batman heads to the past, then gets Metal, meanwhile Nightwing fights everyone.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

SPOILERS: Harley Quinn #23


You know who I don't care about in this book? Mason. You know who like 2/3 of this book is about? Mason. Do the math!

The Spoilers:

So, after numerous distractions, Harley finally goes to rescue Sy after the lady whose name I can't remember (old lady of some sort of Eastern European mafia) calls her with a ransom/threat/I'm gonna kill everybody sort of deal. So Harley and Sy's niece, one of the Harleys whose name I can't remember, go to rescue Sy. Harley takes a peek into the bowling and immediately regrets it. Why? Because the problem solved itself, as Sy and whatsherface, two former lovers, have rekindled their romance and are doing the hot elderly cyborg nasty. They have a meal and Sy says he's going off the to tropics for awhile to lay low with his old/new love.

ANYWAYS. Time time to rescue Mason! Oh joy. Yeah, he's getting beat up in a prison shower, Harley rescues him, threatens warden to send him to a prison out of state where the Mayor can't order hits, and turns out he's sent to Arkham. Whoops.

END.

The Opinion:

Mason.

::audible yawn::

No comments :

Post a Comment