SPOILERS: Dark Nights: Metal #1

I feel confident in saying this is the best thing DC has put out in years.

SPOILERS: Batman #29

All the villains had dinner, and no one died. Successes?

SPOILERS: Nightwing #27

Hey look, it's a Spyral reunion.

SPOILERS: Batwoman #6

Turns out Batwoman joining the Colony isn't exactly what you'd think.

SPOILERS: Detective Comics #962

Uh oh, Azrael has gone crazy again.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

You thought I forgot about you, Krillin!?


Nuh-uh.

Never.

You're still the same piece of shit you always were, Krillin. Just because I've got actual comics to write about in the near future doesn't mean I've forgotten about you and your worthless "I guess I'll go get myself killed" attitude. Up until now, I've been actually keeping it pretty casual, but you walking around like I forgot about you just means it's time to take the damn gloves off, so here we go...

Krillin, you smell like a Saiyan's sweaty ass. Yeah, it's true. You're one of those guys who walks into the room and makes everyone think "Ew, what's that smell? Oh, it's that guy." Then they judge you silently, while a few dry heave when you're not looking. Maybe you would have noticed your horrendous B.O. problem if you had a damn nose. Everyone else in Dragon Ball has a nose, where's yours? Where's your nose Krillin?!

What a mess.

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