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Just try and tell me there's a better image for this slide out there, I dare you.

SPOILERS: All-Star Batman #6

Batman drags Mr. Freeze, kicking and screaming, to some 1 on 1 creepy times.

SPOILERS: Detective Comics #948

Batwoman has already begun, let's be real.

SPOILERS: Batgirl and the Birds of Prey #6

This just in: The new Oracle is still a stupid idea.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

You thought I forgot about you, Krillin!?


Nuh-uh.

Never.

You're still the same piece of shit you always were, Krillin. Just because I've got actual comics to write about in the near future doesn't mean I've forgotten about you and your worthless "I guess I'll go get myself killed" attitude. Up until now, I've been actually keeping it pretty casual, but you walking around like I forgot about you just means it's time to take the damn gloves off, so here we go...

Krillin, you smell like a Saiyan's sweaty ass. Yeah, it's true. You're one of those guys who walks into the room and makes everyone think "Ew, what's that smell? Oh, it's that guy." Then they judge you silently, while a few dry heave when you're not looking. Maybe you would have noticed your horrendous B.O. problem if you had a damn nose. Everyone else in Dragon Ball has a nose, where's yours? Where's your nose Krillin?!

What a mess.

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