You're going to have to read this post first. Once you're done with that, move on to this post. Finally, you're going to have to read this one too. Then, after you revel in the fact that I pretty much inadvertently figured out Batman: Eternal was happening, because I have nothing better to do with my life but analyze out of context tweets, read this final post just to get a sense of my emotional state.
Good? Okay, NOW, read this quote from a Batman: Eternal interview with Tim Seeley, posted only a couple of minutes ago:
"And there are different parts of the story that each of us will naturally gravitate towards. We're able to pick those up. I have a really big affection for Catwoman, and so they let me do a lot of Catwoman stuff."I'll take it!
HA-HA! FHIZ WAS RIGHT! Follow the money! The government is lying about 9/11! Dan Didio actually thinks Dick Grayson is pretty neat! George W. Bush is a vampire! ALIENS!
CUE THE FUCKING MUSIC!