...I was joking, I really was.
So now, #2 is coming with the origin of Batman! You know... his parents getting shot for the hundredth time. But what's really ridiculous about this is the fact that we've got a year-long origin story, which will still be going on by the time this issue hits the stands.
And then as a cherry on top, you got your standard PR nonsense from DC's twitter.
Anxiously awaiting even more details on Batman's New 52 origin? @newsarama has the scoop on Secret Origins #2: http://t.co/1dacVn8D7m
— DC Comics (@DCComics) February 11, 2014
Um, no? Literally nothing could make me anxious about this. Nothing.