Harley's got a new home at Coney Island to get to, so she's packed up all her belongings on a motorcycle, and has sped off to New York with the stuffed beaver that talks to her in her head... Yep. On her way into the city, Harely liberates a poor wiener dog from his hipster owner, and ends up getting attacked by an assassin out to kill her. Doesn't go well for the assassin, because Harley takes her hammer and sends his head flying into the river.
Harley rolls up to her new home, quite delighted at the site of the building. Outside, she meets
The next morning Danz-I MEAN BIG TONY, meets Harley outside with some Brooklyn hospitality, coffee, a bagel, and the wanted section of the newspaper, meanwhile, because Harley won't sit still, a would be sniper misses their chance at offing her.
So Harley goes on the hunt for a job, putting on makeup and a wig to make her look normal at an interview for a therapist position... which will probably go well, and then later that night, she finds herself a weekend job when it becomes clear that she's a natural fit for roller derby.
Later, Harley is relaxing on the roof of her new home, talking finacials with her stuffed beaver, when the failed sniper from earlier tries to sneak up on her with a katana. Luckily, Big "I'm not Glenn Danzig" Tony, shows up, and is packing heat, saving Harley's life. Shocked that it was the second attempt on her life in the last couple of days, Harley searches the corpse to find a wanted poser, meaning someone has put a hit out on Harley's head.