So, fucking Villains Month, amiright? All these hot shot villains doing whatever, yeah, whatever villains, you ain't shit. Oh wait, you is shit? Bleeding Cool is running a rumor that Nightwng will be the most affected hero out of the event? You know what that means?
NIGHTWING IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE AND EVERYONE SHOULD PANIC THEIR GOD DAMN BRAINS OUT!
It makes perfect sense... Brett Booth leaves Nightwing... why get a new artist to draw the book, when you can just kill the character off? That's called "working smart."
Plus, we all know that Didio has had it out for Dick Grayson ever since he was denied the chance of killing him way back during Infinite Crisis. For eight long years, Dan Didio has harbored a grudge for Nightwing, and I hear rumors that once everyone has left DC's offices for the night, Didio stays behind, sitting in his office, sharpening a hunting knife, just staring at picture of Nightwing... Wait, what's this!?
Soon, Nighwing… Soon.
— Dastardly Dan Didio (@DastardlyDidio) June 7, 2013
That's totally legit and not a fake account that I created because I think a fictionalized Snidely Whiplash train track villain version of Dan Didio is pretty god damn hilarious.
NIGHTWING, GOODBYE! YOU'LL BE JOINING DAMIAN SOON!
In other news, I'm quite clearly a serious, highly ethical, and morally conscious blogger, why don't I work for CBR or Newsarama yet?! THIS IS HARD HITTING JOURNALISM, PEOPLE!