Stack Rundown, 12/4/2016

Here's an image of Batman looking at a dog. There you go.

Stack Rundown, 11/27/2016

2016 takes something else from us, and this time it's Chew.

SPOILERS: Detective Comics #945

The gift of Clayface, TAKE IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAN. (reference!)

SPOILERS: Batgirl #5

I could make a joke about memory and my feelings towards this arc, but that would be rude.

Batman Group February 2017 Solicitations

Batwoman returns to the world of having her own solo in February.

Friday, June 7, 2013

NIGHTWING IS GONNA DIE! PANIC! AAAAH!!!


So, fucking Villains Month, amiright? All these hot shot villains doing whatever, yeah, whatever villains, you ain't shit. Oh wait, you is shit? Bleeding Cool is running a rumor that Nightwng will be the most affected hero out of the event? You know what that means?

NIGHTWING IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE AND EVERYONE SHOULD PANIC THEIR GOD DAMN BRAINS OUT!

It makes perfect sense... Brett Booth leaves Nightwing... why get a new artist to draw the book, when you can just kill the character off? That's called "working smart."

Plus, we all know that Didio has had it out for Dick Grayson ever since he was denied the chance of killing him way back during Infinite Crisis. For eight long years, Dan Didio has harbored a grudge for Nightwing, and I hear rumors that once everyone has left DC's offices for the night, Didio stays behind, sitting in his office, sharpening a hunting knife, just staring at picture of Nightwing... Wait, what's this!?


GASP!

That's totally legit and not a fake account that I created because I think a fictionalized Snidely Whiplash train track villain version of Dan Didio is pretty god damn hilarious.

NIGHTWING, GOODBYE! YOU'LL BE JOINING DAMIAN SOON!

In other news, I'm quite clearly a serious, highly ethical, and morally conscious blogger, why don't I work for CBR or Newsarama yet?! THIS IS HARD HITTING JOURNALISM, PEOPLE!

6 comments :

  1. Kidding or not, there's no way they could kill Dick Grayson, especially since his 75th anniversary is coming up in 2 years.

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  2. I'd like to think that after killing Catwoman and Damian this close together they wouldn't, but hey, who can say? Killing Nightwing would just be another thing at this point! ha. ha. ha. *rolls away*

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      - You were saying?

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    2. I read the fucking book, I know what happened. I also read how Catwoman is a big character in Forever Evil, thus not dead.

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  3. Nightwing will remain alive. I will hide in my pillow fort of denial if anyone says otherwise. They just can't kill Dick Grayson. He's too awesome for death. Just...no.

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