Is this week three or four of the weird website limbo I'm in? I can't even tell anymore.
Looky there, new solicits for July and Krillin is nowhere to be found. Surprising. NOT, because he's TERRIBLE.
SPOILERS: Batman is the new Thor, since he's out of a job in his old book.
DC Comics may have left NYC this week, but I'm staying right here! ...on the internet!
All you need to know is there is a Rick and Morty comic and it's pretty great.
Sunday, April 26, 2015
You're still the same piece of shit you always were, Krillin. Just because I've got actual comics to write about in the near future doesn't mean I've forgotten about you and your worthless "I guess I'll go get myself killed" attitude. Up until now, I've been actually keeping it pretty casual, but you walking around like I forgot about you just means it's time to take the damn gloves off, so here we go...
Krillin, you smell like a Saiyan's sweaty ass. Yeah, it's true. You're one of those guys who walks into the room and makes everyone think "Ew, what's that smell? Oh, it's that guy." Then they judge you silently, while a few dry heave when you're not looking. Maybe you would have noticed your horrendous B.O. problem if you had a damn nose. Everyone else in Dragon Ball has a nose, where's yours? Where's your nose Krillin?!
What a mess.
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Just think, next week I'll have an actual book to write about Wednesday (and a good one, might I add) and then we'll be just one month out of regular comics from DC again and I won't have to do... whatever it is that I am currently doing with this website. There will also be those weekly 8 page previews to talk about, there's that to look forward to as well. But hooray for regularity returning soon...ish!
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Trust me when I say: This issue is absolutely fucking brutal*. And that's all I'll say. Wednesday should be fun.
*as brutal as that time Krillin died... WHICH TIME WAS THAT YOU SAY!? I don't know pick one, there's plenty, because that's all he does. The god damn dragon balls were basically made just to bring his ass back to life.
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
OH THANK GOD. DC books to talk about. This whole Convergence thing is really starting to suck. Go away you meaningless books which will amount to nothing! I don't want you!
So what's new in July? Well, July is annual month, and Batgirl will be getting its third annual (of which I'm very excited for) and surprisingly, Gotham by Midnight will get an annual as well, wasn't expecting that. Fernando Blanco is drawing Detective in July, which is odd given the two month break Convergence provided.
You may also notice that Krillin is not in any of these issues. Why is that, you might ask? Well, it's because Krillin is a useless asshole, that's why.
Monday, April 20, 2015
And I use the term "man" loosely. Yeah! That's right! Because Krillin is such a general worthless piece of crap, DC Comics has decided to no longer release their solicits on Monday, something they've done since near the god damn beginning of time, but instead, release them on Tuesday.
Thanks a lot, Krillin, you asshole. Here I am, refreshing CBR at 5:00pm, like I do every damn second to last Monday of the month, going "what the hell? where are the solicits?" Then Newsarama tells me "oh they're on Tuesday for some reason now," ALL THANKS TO YOU, YOU DO-NOTHING, MOOCHER, JERK!!!
I hope you're happy!
Sunday, April 19, 2015
You might have heard that Krillin is stupid. He's the worst. Just a mess of a human being. These are facts, no getting around it. Need proof? Well, I've got a top ten list for you! That's fucking right, Gotham Spoilers is now entirely dedicated to exposing how god awful Krillin is AND I'm doing top ten lists, now that's content.
You're awful, and nobody likes you! Why don't you go do the one thing you're good at and die, I hear Goku could use the exercise, so he might as well get it searching for the dragon balls in order to resurrect your ass, again. I'd rather be stuck in a room with bland ass Yamcha than you, and I'm pretty sure he canonically just stopped existing after the Cell saga.
Seriously. Gah. Fuck you, Krillin. You're a piece of shit, and the world deserves to know!